truelifequote:

More?

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

colormeawkwardly:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sunsetsinfastforward:

Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.

No longer shall cereal dust plague my bowl!

undersensitive:

is this tumblr worthy

undersensitive:

is this tumblr worthy

nialltalic:

mitunas-choice-rump:

just a friendly reminder that we are closer to  2017 than 2007 

image

me: no one likes me
someone: I like you
me: thanks
me: no one likes me
cummingtonites:

tastefullyoffensive:

[tastyfalafel]

you poor poor child
xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY

BECAUSE

WAIT FOR IT

LORDE OF THE RINGS

jebiwonkenobi:

and-rohan-will-answer:

scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant:

I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. 

you piece of crap.

#welcome to english #where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter